Con Bro Chill: Dance Thief (The Craziest Thing You've Seen In A While)

Con Bro Chill is...where do I start? According to Ask.com Con Bro Chill is, "Not only a party-hardy rave-rap band, but a clothing brand and pro lacrosse player's alter-ego as well" (Ask.com). Hey! MLA citations being relevant in my real life! Dreams do come true! 

These guys are the epitome of bro and I have no idea if they're being over the top on purpose and poking fun at the ridiculous LAX Bro mentality, or if they've embraced it whole-heartedly and really are this Fratty and wild. Either way, they have an energy that literally jumps off the screen and out of their sound (they've pioneered 3D sound technology...you have to see the video to understand) and are absolutely having more fun than anyone else at the party. Whatever this band is, they do have some talent, their songs are catchy and their videos...their videos are an acid trips acid trip. Either you guys are going to hate these guys ridiculousness or love it: I think it's the greatest thing I've seen in a long time! Enjoy!

First up: Dance Thief. This is a really, really, really, really good music video. This is the third youtube video I've ever favorited. That's saying something. The plot is brilliant, the filming is hi-def, the newscast interludes are hilarious, their outfits are legendary, and the whole concept is just flabbergasting. IF YOU WATCH NOTHING ELSE ON HERE, WATCH THIS ONE! News! 

Next up is 'Power Happy'. It lives up to it's name. Actually a really cool sound that I enjoy, this video has psychedelic trampolines, a party bus, cliff-jumping, wild drumming, effervescent mustaches, flamboyant rave clothing, dancing grandma's, and fanny-pack speakers. If that isn't something you're interested in watching, you've got to get out more! 

Their other videos aren't quite as groundbreaking and life-changing as these two, but still well worth watching if you like what you've seen! Click the links for more wildness! 'Partied Out' is a loco robot speaker fueled song with epic egg balloon suits that are too funny. 'Arena' is kind of stupid and sees Con Bro Chill jousting and fighting in ancient ruins but has it's moments. If you've gotten in way too deep and can't stop watching these guys wacky video's, here's an explanation of how to listen to their new album safely...you know, since it's in 3D and everything. 

Say what you will, this may be a low point, or one of my highest. You decide. Jeez Loise!